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Monday, February 26, 2007
Song of the Unrequited E-mail
for Ariana
I try to be short, I try to be fun,
but nothing seems to impress you much, hon.
It's breaking my heart, it's cramping my brain
and I don't even know how I can explain.
"My life is so busy, my life's far away,"
is all that I think you would say anyway,
All that I want is to keep you in range;
in order to do that, we need an exchange.
I've tried being long, I try to be true,
I try to be witty, or angry, or blue.
I'm not making fun, not trying to taunt
But what the hell is it? What do you want?
2004
I try to be short, I try to be fun,
but nothing seems to impress you much, hon.
It's breaking my heart, it's cramping my brain
and I don't even know how I can explain.
"My life is so busy, my life's far away,"
is all that I think you would say anyway,
All that I want is to keep you in range;
in order to do that, we need an exchange.
I've tried being long, I try to be true,
I try to be witty, or angry, or blue.
I'm not making fun, not trying to taunt
But what the hell is it? What do you want?
2004
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
any c++ fans out there?
for (int i = 0 ; i < you feel like you're going to explode ; i++) {
masturbation++;
insanity++;
satisfaction--;
}
masturbation++;
insanity++;
satisfaction--;
}
Labels: C++, Computers, Joke, Programming





